The FAQ!

Crazy Witches And Gothic Artists! Together At Last!

Q: Aren't you that Yamaha Hibachi guy?

A: If you mean, Yamcha Hibiki, then yes. That was an alias I used for many years. I decided to drop it when I had one too many people bugging me about Dragon Ball Z and Ranma 1/2. These conversations would usually go like this:

Annoyance: Whoa! Your name is Yamcha Hibiki! You must like Dragon Ball Z, cause Dragon Ball Z is so l33t! I mean, I like it when Goku goes "AAAAAAAAAAAIRGH!!!!!!" and then he powers up and goes "Bam bam bam bam!!!" an beats people up. You know the episode I'm talking about. It's mad sweet. But why, Yamcha? He like sucks. You should like name yourself like Vegeta or Trunks, because they are like so bad @#$%. They are the @#$%. THE @#$%ING @#$%!!! Totally. Dragon Ball!!! DRAGON BALL!!! DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON BALL ZZZZZZZZ!!!

Me: Yeah, but everyone names themselves Vegeta or Trunks. No one names themselves Yamcha.

Annoyance: That's because he sucks! Who wants to name themselves after someone that no one else names themselves after? You should be like Vegeta69696969SuperSayain666!!!

Me: But... I like Yamcha.

Annoyance: Well at least you chose Hibiki. That's like from Ryouga Hibiki, like from Ranma 1/2! Ryouga is the bomb-digity. He hits hard!!! But Shampoo, she'd frikkin' hot! I'd bang that @#$% 24/7! I like it when the characters run around naked! That's the stuff there man. I see that, I start the rubbin'!

Me: The what?! Wait... I don't want to know what your talking about. Anyway, I didn't name myself after Ryouga, heck I really don't even much like Ranma 1/2. I named myself after Dan Hibiki from the Street Fighter Alpha games.

Annoyance: The gay guy who wears the pink martial arts outfit thingy?!

Me: Um, yeah... but he's not gay.

Annoyance: Anyone who wears pink is gay. Man, I bet you're straight gay. I'm going to get gay messaging you, homo.

Me: What?! Says who, your butt pirates?! Listen @#$% clown, do you know what is pink? The thing you'll never get to touch a woman's...

*ahem* and we'll cut it off there. My reaction gets a tad bit... how should I say... not work friendly after that. Honestly it's a lot longer and the guys who make these comments (because there was many) were a lot stupider. Needless to say, I kind of got sick of my own alias after all these responses. Also I decided that it would be a little more professional if I uses my name instead of an alias, anyway. I'll save the aliases for the forums. Next question!

Q: Why are you so awesome?

A: Why am I so so awesome? I mean, I could just eat pudding, and it would be awesome! I mean, people'd be like "DUDE!!! HE'S EATING PUDDING! HE RULES!!!", and then they'd televise it. It would be "The Awesome Guy Eating Pudding" right after "My Name Is Earl". I'm just that awesome!

Q: How long does it take you to make a strip?

A: It fluxuates between two to four hours. Depends how awesome I'm feeling. I do most of the pencilling and inking on various strips in one sitting, then scan a bunch of them at once and do all the technical work from there. Fortunately I can draw almost everywhere (I bring my art supplies everywhere I go), I can't much do that with the computer work... yet.

Q: What's your favorite Monkees song?

A: Don't you have any questions about Impy and Aevy?

Q: How can I? The comic just started!

A: Hmmm... good point... I'll wait till people start asking questions before I put anything else in the FAQ.

Q: Can you at least answer my last question?

A: Sure, but only because I'm *wink* awesome. It's "I'm Going To Buy Me A Dog", which is pretty much Micky and Davy mocking up a bad song they were forced to sing by their producers. Otherwise I'm quite fond of "The Porpoise Song" and "Stepping Stone".

If you have any questions about Impy and Aevy that you think would make good FAQ questions just send me an e-mail.